How to Sound Like an Elite Triathlete
Let’s face it. Becoming an elite triathlete would take a lot of blood, sweat, and tears. Besides, it may be a physical or even genetic impossibility for some of us. But, that shouldn’t keep you from sounding like one. Next time you want to impress your friends, just pull out one of these simple phrases—and hope they don’t press you for details: “I didn’t win, but I did place.” Technically, you placed 423rd if you want to be precise, but…